People, this zombie is very, very dangerous. Not only can it moonwalk on your back till it breaks, it will do the Crotch, a disgusting act that will make you hurl, and turn you into another moonwalking, soulless creature. It only approaches you if you have a garden.(Yay for those who doesn't) If unavoidable, the author advises you to place all types of weapon in your garden, including the Peashooters and many other stuffs. This zombie is famous for its occasional thriller dancing, copying the famous dancer/singer Michael Jackson. *
*Authors note: Any reference pointing this zombie, including the name, to any person(dead or alive), I am very sorry. Hey, besides, I am a fan of Michael Jackson! Thriller....Thriller night!
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