Head Zombie

This zombie once won the Zombie of the Year award, given and selected by yours truly. A zombie with ridiculously small body(actually, none at all), this zombie is the head of the We Love Brains! group, in more ways than one. Well, you must be wondering, if this zombie doesn’t have a body, how does it move?

Well, these zombies have laser eyes that shoot them up into the sky, and in the air they can blast themselves into any direction. Cool, eh? Not really.

Well, in actual fact, this zombies can’t move, so scientists are still researching how it moves, so many mysteries still lie before us.

Not that I care.

Zombie Baby

As this blog is also open to kids, the real picture of a true zombie baby was banned by Blogspot.com . This zombie is horrifying terrible, terrifying horrible, and one of the scariest zombies alive(OK, maybe dead). So,, now, look out, this zombies may appear as normal little cuties in the daytime, but don't, I repeat, don't ever annoy a baby you suspect is a zombiefied one(Which is why I don't annoy any babies). It will spring up and tickle, lick you to death(No kidding, i just saw one ticking someone's gut out last Monday). So BEWAR-Ahhhh!!!!! Cute little babies! Help!

Dry Bones

Mario: Mama Mia! Dry Bones!
This zombie is ranked 1st among all zombies in the Cute Zombie List, and is quite harmless, just as long as you dodge it, or jump on it.  So popular that it even has its very own blog*, this Zombie is in Mario Karts Edition. But, this zombie regenerates, no matter how many times you topple it, it will resurrect. Scienctists say this is the work of Peter, the Ghost Man(?).


*See drybonesblog.blogspot.com
**Don't come to me if not related

Michael Jackson Zombie

People, this zombie is very, very dangerous. Not only can it moonwalk on your back till it breaks, it will do the Crotch, a disgusting act that will make you hurl, and turn you into another moonwalking, soulless creature. It only approaches you if you have a garden.(Yay for those who doesn't) If unavoidable, the author advises you to place all types of weapon in your garden, including the Peashooters and many other stuffs. This zombie is famous for its occasional thriller dancing, copying the famous dancer/singer Michael Jackson. *

*Authors note: Any reference pointing this zombie, including the name, to any person(dead or alive), I am very sorry. Hey, besides, I am a fan of Michael Jackson! Thriller....Thriller night! 

Zombie Mouse

Ah, this is one heckuva common zombie. This zombie is one of the most commonly seen zombie, as spotted by over 26,000,000 Mousehunt players.
It is a breed of mouse found in the Gnawnia, Burroughs, and Bristle Wood regions. Caused to turn into Zombies by an unknown fly called Peter, they are known to drop the Tattered Mousoleum Map in the Town of Digby.

Slow-Stupid Zombies

Description: Looks slowish, looks stupid, and looks like a zombie.

Readers, if you ever meet this kind of zombie, do what I will do. Laugh. This zombie is practically a joke! Wait, no. Anyone who gets attacked successfully by this zombie is a joke! But, beware, though moving at 1km per year, this zombie has a very, very,very, strong pair of hands. Not that it matters.

Note from Author

Information in this blog may not be entierly true, and this blog's owner will not take any responsibilities if anyone believed this and run for cover, or decapitate anyone who has clammy skin. This blog is pure entertainment, pure comedy, and we would be pleased if the reader can show their appreciation by following the Un-Official Zombie Encyclopedia.

With regards,
The Author*(duh)



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